Occasional John McCain rumor #10

Pssst, John McCain is in the beginning stages of alzheimer’s and poops his diapers at least three times a day. Pass it on.

Also, by his own standards he is now a “trollop and a cunt.”

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Dear so and so

Dear everybody who says electing McSame is like four more years of Bush,

Actually it is worse than that. Electing McOldandcranky is really four more years of the Rove administration. Let’s be honest with ourselves, not even Cheney trumps Rove in the current White House.

I know, I know it is a scary fucking thought and I pooped my pants a little when I realized it (unlike McCrappypants, I was not wearing diapers).

So lets get fucking busy.

Sincerely,

Iceberg Wedge

Dear so and so

Dear John McStainedpants,

John, I know you are sleeping right now (it is 3 hours past your bedtime after all) but I just wanted to warn you that when you wake up tomorrow and watch Barack Obama’s speech you are going to shit your pants diapers.

Sincerely,

Iceberg Wedge