Dear so and so

Dear John McCain,

How the fuck could you have picked Sarah Palin as your VP? What if you dumb asses had won the election and then you died soon thereafter? A wingnut religious zealot retard as President?!!!!! Seriously John, that was one fucked up move. She didn’t even know that Africa was a continent……..a continent for fucks sake. Africa?!!!!!! What the fuck do they teach in the Wasilla school system? Sarah Palin is one child that was totally left behind.  John, don’t ever be that stupid again.

There is only one way to repair your image and that is to oppose the religious right extremists in your party while you are still in the Senate. Get that maverick back you idiot. Throw them all under the Straight Talk Express. And do it now.

Sincerely,

Iceberg Wedge

Dear so and so

Dear Sarah Palin,

If this was your High School yearbook this is what I would write to you (not that your bitch ass self would have asked me to sign your Moosewood High yearbook anyway….but).

Sarah Palin-future cross eyed retard

Sarah Palin-Voted most likely to be "1st place loser" in a number of competitions. Known for her catch phrase: "In what respect Charlie?"

Dear Cross Eyed Moose Hunter,

Don’t ever change. You should totally run for President in 2012. That would be awesome hilarious.

Sign me the guy at the back of geography class that laughed at you all the time for being so fucking stoopit.

Sincerely,

Iceberg Wedge

Dear so and so

Dear citizens of South Dakota,

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

victory

Sincerely,

Iceberg Wedge

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I voted! That is all.

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Mayor Jerry Sanders of San Diego, you are a hero. Thank you for going with your heart.

Update: Forgot to mention that I first saw this on Daily Kos.  Also the press conference happened in September of 2007.