Dear so and so

Dear Sarah “Kill it Unless it’s Still on the Inside” Palin,

The answer to the question “are abortion clinic bombers terrorists?” is a simple yes, you stupid zealot. There is no doubt that the answer is yes. In case you have any doubt here is the dictionary definition of terrorism: The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons. Furthermore, a person who uses or advocates for terrorism is in fact a terrorist. End of argument.

And just to be clear, clinics where abortions are performed are typically Women’s Health Centers and provide a lot of other services besides abortion. This includes care for expecting mothers who plan on giving birth. So, when a domestic terrorist bombs a clinic they are not only endangering the lives of, in your warped perception of reality, the “guilty” who would perform and get an abortion but also the “innocent” who have no intention of getting an abortion. I’m sure you and your radical evangelical buddies would just consider this collateral damage but that is not how most of America–real and fake–see it. By the way, that is also not how Jesus or your god would see it either. So maybe besides reading the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights you should also add the Bible and The Ten Commandments to your reading list (after you are done reading every paper in the world that crosses your desk of course).

Sincerely,

Iceberg Wedge

Would you kill it?

It’s time to play another round of “Would You Kill It?”

the pre-debate edition

Would you kill it?

Dont sHOOT us Sarah

"Don't sHOOT us Sarah"

Sarah could take all three out with one shot if she aimed just right. Which she would of course, you pansy. Speaking of pansies…

Would you kill it?

Im your distant relative Sarah

"I'm your distant relative Sarah, don't kill me."

First, Sarah would challenge the Chimp to a debate. After losing to the Chimp in the debate she would shoot him in the face.

Would you kill it?

Say my name Sarah. Say my name.

"Name just one of us Sarah. Just one."

“I don’t know what those are? I’m just going to have to burn them. To death.”

Would you kill it?

But first pull my finger Sarah

"But first pull my finger Sarah."

I guess most of us would. However, would you follow him and John McCain to the gates of hell to do it? Thought not you pussy. Sarah would even go through the gates to get him.

Would you kill it?

look at me I'm a Zygote

"She's got my vote."

Sarah Would NOT kill it even if the zygote was a result of incest or rape. Or even if the zygote was inside of Osama Bin Laden. “That’s not an “it” that’s a human life right there ya know.”

(Ladies and gentlemen a “Would you kill it?” first, Sarah Palin would not kill it. I repeat, would not kill it.)

Would you kill it?

I didnt like those 18 family members of my family anyway

"I didn't like any of my 18 family members who died in that Israeli rocket attack anyway."

“Sorry Mohammed Elathamna you and your family are a casualties of the Holy War War on Terror. Your arm, 7 year old cousin’s leg and 18 family members are collateral damage. However, it might come as some comfort to know that Joe Lieberman sends his regards….oh wait no he doesn’t.”

Would you kill it?

bbb

"Do they do this shit in Alaska too?"

Sarah Palin’s best buddy Thomas Muthee would and probably did.

Would you kill it?

im sleepy

"I'm sleepy"

“What? Are you crazy? That’s my running mate John McCain.”

Would you kill it?

Not to belabor the point Sarah but....

"Not to belabor the point Sarah but I could be your distant cousin."

After her debate defeat to the Chimp, Sarah isn’t going to take her chances with an Orangutan. She would go straight for her rifle.

That concludes this pre-debate edition of “Would you kill it?”

Thanks for playing another round of “Would you kill it?”

Would you kill it?

It’s time to play another round of “Would You Kill It?”

Would you kill it?

make it quick Sarah
“make it quick Sarah”

Sarah Palin would. With her bare hands.

Would you kill it?

don't kill me Sarah, hug me instead
“don’t kill me Sarah, I just want a little tiny bunny hug”

You might think Sarah wouldn’t, but guess what? she would….without blinking.

Would you kill it?

don't blink little lion cause Sarah is gonna getcha
don’t blink little lion cause Sarah is gonna getcha

“They used to feed Christians to lions ya know?”

So yes, Sarah would shoot his little head off just to get even.

Would you kill it?

what did I ever do to you Sarah?
“what did I ever do to you Sarah?”

Sarah kills any animal that uses a tool. It reminds her about evolution and she hates that.

Would you kill it?

ffff
“Don’t tell Sarah but we are doing it just for fun”

Of course Sarah Palin would, those camels aren’t even married for god’s sake.

Would you kill it?

shhh, Sarah doesnt think I exist
“shhh, Sarah doesn’t think I exist”

Sarah would drill it to death!

Thanks for playing another round of “Would you kill it?”

Would you kill it?

Time to play “Would You Kill It?”

Would you kill it?

Run, before Sarah kills you.
“Run, before Sarah kills you.”

Sarah Palin would, you pussy.

Would you kill it?

"Why are you going to kill me Sarah?"
“Why are you going to kill me Sarah?”

Oh he is cute but I still think Sarah would kill him.

Would you kill it?

"Look mom, is that Sarah Palin in that helicopter up there?"
“Look mom, is that Sarah Palin in that helicopter up there?”

Howl all you want little cub but Sarah is gonna kill you.

Would you kill it?

"It's getting hot up here Sarah."
“It’s getting hot up here Sarah.”

Sarah Palin wouldn’t even flinch momma’s boy.

Would you kill it?

"She kills us all the time."
“She kills our kind all the time.”

As you read this Sarah Palin is eating a moose she just killed.

Would you kill it?

"At least use a gun Sarah, if you are going to kill me."

"At least use a gun Sarah, if you are going to kill me."

All of Sarah Palin’s undergarments are made of seal fur, so yes she would kill it.

Thanks for playing another round of “Would you kill it?”