Haiti? Really? Go fuck yourself.
P.S. I still don’t believe in you.
Dear John McCain,
How the fuck could you have picked Sarah Palin as your VP? What if you dumb asses had won the election and then you died soon thereafter? A wingnut religious zealot retard as President?!!!!! Seriously John, that was one fucked up move. She didn’t even know that Africa was a continent……..a continent for fucks sake. Africa?!!!!!! What the fuck do they teach in the Wasilla school system? Sarah Palin is one child that was totally left behind. John, don’t ever be that stupid again.
There is only one way to repair your image and that is to oppose the religious right extremists in your party while you are still in the Senate. Get that maverick back you idiot. Throw them all under the Straight Talk Express. And do it now.
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Dear Sarah Palin,
If this was your High School yearbook this is what I would write to you (not that your bitch ass self would have asked me to sign your Moosewood High yearbook anyway….but).
Dear Cross Eyed Moose Hunter,
Don’t ever change. You should totally run for President in 2012. That would be awesome hilarious.
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Dear citizens of South Dakota,
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Dear Barack Obama,
I am so sorry to hear about the death of your grandmother Madelyn Dunham. Me and Mrs. Wedge will raise a glass in honor of “Toot” tonight.
Stay strong Barack and let’s hope it’s a party tomorrow.
Dear Barack Obama,
I know it is crunch time right now and you are crazy busy but I just wanted to write to you about your grandmother Madelyn “Toot” Dunham. I saw this picture of you at Daily Kos (from Ekaterin) and it made me almost cry. To be losing someone so close to you, the woman who helped raise you and “poured everything into you” at such a momentous time must be heartbreaking for you. I can’t imagine the conflicting emotions that are raging inside you right now and that were raging inside you as you were walking onto that plane. It sounds like you may never see “Toot” alive again and that walk onto the airplane must have been one of the loneliest you have ever had to make.
I feel for you and I understand a little bit what you are going through for I have had to make a similar walk onto an airplane as well. It was when my brother was dying and I was living in New York and he was in South Dakota with our family. I wrote a few emails during that time to friends who I wanted to keep informed of what was going on. Here is a little bit of one of those I wrote shortly before his death.
A lot has happened since the last time I talked to you about my brother. Back in mid October my brother made the decision to not have any more operations or radical procedures done to him. There was really nothing which would prolong a good life instead it would only make him more miserable and then he would die anyway. Previous to making this decision he was incredibly angry but since then he has moved on to acceptance. I was pretty angry myself but his acceptance of his fate has made it easier for me to accept what is happening to him. It is still the worst thing I have ever experienced……
…..A few days after he made this decision it looked like he was going to die at any moment. I quickly got on an airplane but by the time I arrived in South Dakota he had made a complete turn around (turns out he was over medicated). I spent a few days with him in South Dakota and helped him get moved into our mom’s house where we set up a home hospice….
….Mark has kept his humor through all of this. His wit has always been dry and razor sharp, but it evolved to become delightfully morbid as well. On one of my last nights there my brother and I joked that it would be good if he died on Christmas Eve because the family would be in town anyway. Also, that difficult first Christmas after someone has died would be the next day and therefore quickly gotten over and out of the way. It might just be Mark’s final joke on all of us…….
….I can’t begin to describe what it was like to spend time with my brother who is dying of cancer, knows it, accepts it and continues to laugh, joke, complain, reminisce, and cry just like the rest of us. All the while knowing that this might be the last time we would do those things together.
As it turned out, it was the last time that my brother was healthy enough while I was there for us to really enjoy our time together. It was the last time we were able to joke and laugh and have a conversation together. Leaving my brother and getting on that airplane to come home and get on with day to day life was incredibly hard to do. At times like that you just want to stop the world but it doesn’t work that way of course.
I would see him a few more times before his death but by that time he was a shadow of himself. However, despite how heart wrenching those times were I am forever thankful for them. Barack, you made the right choice to vacation in Hawaii in August and you made the right choice to say, what will probably be, your last goodbyes to “Toot” this past week. I hope your grandmother makes it through to November 4th and gets to see you elected the 44th President of the United States of America.
Take care Barack, we are all proud of you.
P.S. Me and the wife are going to go see you tomorrow (today technically) in Pennsylvania at Widener University.
Dear Sarah “Kill it Unless it’s Still on the Inside” Palin,
The answer to the question “are abortion clinic bombers terrorists?” is a simple yes, you stupid zealot. There is no doubt that the answer is yes. In case you have any doubt here is the dictionary definition of terrorism: The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons. Furthermore, a person who uses or advocates for terrorism is in fact a terrorist. End of argument.
And just to be clear, clinics where abortions are performed are typically Women’s Health Centers and provide a lot of other services besides abortion. This includes care for expecting mothers who plan on giving birth. So, when a domestic terrorist bombs a clinic they are not only endangering the lives of, in your warped perception of reality, the “guilty” who would perform and get an abortion but also the “innocent” who have no intention of getting an abortion. I’m sure you and your radical evangelical buddies would just consider this collateral damage but that is not how most of America–real and fake–see it. By the way, that is also not how Jesus or your god would see it either. So maybe besides reading the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights you should also add the Bible and The Ten Commandments to your reading list (after you are done reading every paper in the world that crosses your desk of course).
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