This just in: Worlds Most Powerful Democracy Taken Down by False Voter Registrations

It was reported today that the United States of America was brought to its knees by the mighty swords pens of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN). ACORN is better known as the Soviet Islamofascist Terrorist Union (SIFTU which is pronounced shutthefuckup). SIFTU/ACORN is a neighborhood based organization which advocates for the poor, minorities and the disenfranchised. One of their efforts is to register voters. This is thought to have led to the complete destruction of Democracy in the United States of America. It is not fully known how this actually took place but it is clear that the United States is now a proto-Communist state. A spokesman for SIFTU/ACORN, who would only identify himself as Mickey Mouse, suggested that a functioning democracy could only have so many registered voters living below the poverty line before it imploded. “Our sophisticated computer models showed that we were just shy of the tipping point at which time a democracy would crumble” said Mickey Mouse. “By creating millions of false voter registrations and securing ridiculous home loans for billions of poor minorities, we were able to bring down the United States of America.”

The former United States of America will now be known as the Soviet Faggot Community Organizer Commie Land Brotherhood of Abortionist America Inc (SFCOCLBAAI pronounced sanfranciscococklabiashutthefuckup)

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