Dear so and so

Dear Barack Obama,

I am so fucking nervous for you right now.  I am so worked up over these debates that I have diarrhea.  No really, I’m serious I actually have diarrhea from the stress.

Anyway, enough about me.  I only ask one thing of you tonight Barack:  KICK HIS FUCKING ASS.

Sincerely,

Iceberg Wedge

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