Armed Religious Extremist Waltzes into UN With a Gang of Lipstick Wearing Pigs
Today, in New York City, a religious extremist, carrying a moose hunting rifle, waltzed into the UN with a number of swine in tow. The religious extremist and the pigs were all wearing hot pink lipstick. It is unknown at this time what or who the religious extremist represents or what demands she might make. However, it is rumored that she will demand that just over 50% of voters in the swing states suspend their disbelief until November 5th 2008.
No pictures are available at this time due to a near media black out.