Dear everyone who is freaking out about Obama,
Settle the fuck down because you are scaring my mom. She is stuck in a red state and looks to the internets for solace and you are all making her nervous. Look at the photo of Obama below and watch the David Plouffe video and take a mother fucking deep breath. Then go out and volunteer for the Obama/Biden campaign or donate or drag people to the polls on November 4th. But for god’s sake settle the fuck down with all the doom and gloom you are totally bumming out my mom.