This just in: Sarah Palin wants to make menstrual cycle illegal

Sarah Palin stated today that having your period is the same as having an abortion. “Every egg that is allowed to die is a sin against God” she is reported as saying. “When I am pres…er…vice president I will work with John McCain to not only overturn Roe vs. Wade I will create a law which makes it mandatory that all women must be pregnant as long as they are fertile…..” she then paused and finally added “well maybe this law will only apply to small town rural America.  Cities are already black…um…overpopulated enough.” When told that the executive branch neither creates nor overturns laws she blurted out “I’ve killed a moose ya know.”

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