Dear Sarah Palin and the rest of the Republican Party,
Why so angry? Why do you keep fighting the culture wars? Why do you want to drill holes into the ground in every fucking place? Why do you hate half of the population of America? Why are you so white? And one for just you Sarah: did you get that baby drunk tonight or something? I actually thought he was dead for a while there.
P.S. Levi looks like a real fucking douche bag. He will fit in perfectly with your family.