Dear so and so

Dear John McStainedpants,

John, I know you are sleeping right now (it is 3 hours past your bedtime after all) but I just wanted to warn you that when you wake up tomorrow and watch Barack Obama’s speech you are going to shit your pants diapers.

Sincerely,

Iceberg Wedge

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: