If you’ve been a POW….

If you’ve been a POW….you don’t need to know how to count.

If you’ve been a POW….you don’t need to know your position on anything.

If you’ve been a POW….you don’t need to know how to use the innertubes.

If you’ve been a POW….you only need one good arm.

If you’ve been a POW….you don’t have to respect women (including your wife but maybe not your mom).

If you’ve been a POW….you can still run for President even if you have to wear diapers.

If you’ve been a POW….you don’t have to support your own legislation.

If you’ve been a POW….you are allowed to cheat on your first wife.

If you’ve been a POW….you can abandon your first wife and kids.

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