Occasional John McCain rumor #10

Pssst, John McCain is in the beginning stages of alzheimer’s and poops his diapers at least three times a day. Pass it on. Also, by his own standards he is now a “trollop and a cunt.”

Dear so and so

Dear “fellow prisoners” John, Cindy, Sarah and the rest of the McPainlin campaign, First of all, I would just like to say a gigantic FUCK YOU! You are a the biggest bunch of assholes that I have ever seen. I am being totally serious when I say that. By the way, I know a lot [...]

Occasional John McCain Rumor #9

I am currently working on a few posts about the new lows in Presidential campaigning that the McStain’s have achieved in the last week.  It is taking a while to write because I am so pissed off right now about all of this.  In the mean time, I thought I should let you in on [...]

Spoiled rich cracker lady update

I have it on good authority that despite reports to the contrary, Cindy “spoiled rich cracker lady” McCain actually did meet Mother Teresa. And Cindy punched her in the face with her one good arm (she has one good arm, right?).

Cindy McCain hates touching you

The truth about Cindy’s injured arm? She isn’t injured at all, she just can’t stand being touched by the commoners any more.