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“So you want to open a restaurant….no you don’t” continues with a few brief observations.
“Restaurant owner” is just another way of saying “cheap labor.” Recently I have become the full time janitor at my restaurant. It is a long story but lets just say I am mopping floors and cleaning toilets again. [...]

Dear so and so

Dear Secretary Henry M. Paulson,
Hank my man, what is up? Long time no chat Mister Secretary of the Treasury. I know you are busy right now trying to get almost a trillion bucks out of the wee little tax payer but I had a little request. See, I own a restaurant and [...]

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“So you want to open a restaurant? No you don’t” continues with a how to lose weight plan:
How to lose 30 pounds, look great and feel like shit.
Step 1: Decide to open a restaurant
This must be done when you are overweight by at least 20 pounds. Do not attempt this diet if you are [...]

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“So you want to open a restaurant? No you don’t” continues with all the crap you will have to put up with from people who have no idea.
Customers, strangers and everyone else who has no idea
And everyone thinks you’re a big fucking chef and that it is glamorous and they are intimidated to cook for [...]

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“So you want to open a restaurant? No you don’t”… continues with a break down of the hours and work restaurant owners have to do.
Hours break down
Did I mention the super long hours?–60 a week at a minimum, usually more like 80 to 100. So you will have between 12 and 32 hours for [...]

No you don’t

So you want to open a restaurant? Actually, no you don’t. You want to use your own money to open a restaurant? What, are you stupid? If you are going to open a restaurant, which I highly suggest you don’t, please use someone else’s money. Someone who is willing to wait years to see any [...]