Occasional John McCain Rumor #12

Pssst, not only does John McCain not speak to Sarah Palin much anymore, he apparently has started throwing his feces (usually has some in his diaper) at her when they are both on the “Straight Talk George Wallace Revival Express.”  Pass it on.

What’s the difference/Occasional John McCain Rumor #11

What’s the difference between John McCain and Trig Palin………. about 72 years. Pssst, I think I was wrong yesterday about John McCain having alzheimer’s, I think he actually has a brain problem. In other words I think he is a high functioning moron (thanks Paul Begala). Pass it on. I know I used it yesterday [...]

Occasional John McCain rumor #10

Pssst, John McCain is in the beginning stages of alzheimer’s and poops his diapers at least three times a day. Pass it on. Also, by his own standards he is now a “trollop and a cunt.”

Occasional John McCain Rumor #9

I am currently working on a few posts about the new lows in Presidential campaigning that the McStain’s have achieved in the last week.  It is taking a while to write because I am so pissed off right now about all of this.  In the mean time, I thought I should let you in on [...]

This just in: McCain being held hostage

Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain is Being Held Hostage by John McCain It is being reported today that John McCain was taken hostage by John McCain sometime during Wednesday night. John McCain is holding John McCain in a location which campaign officials authorities have asked us not to disclose. The location is thought to be [...]

Occasional John McCain rumor #8

Pssst, John McWanderingshortarms has a crush on Levi.  Pass it on.

Occasional John McCain rumor #7

Pssst, John McCain has wooden dentures.  Pass it on.

Occasional John McCain rumor #6

The following rumor would seem to contradict occasional John McCain rumor #4, but were going to run with it anyway. Pssst, John McCain was never a POW.  In fact, he was never in Vietnam at all.  Instead he was hanging out, getting drunk and flying airplanes around Kansas or some shit with George “war dodger” [...]

occasional John McCain rumor #5

Pssst, John McCain has never read any of the bible. He doesn’t even own one. Pass it on.

occasional John McCain rumor #4

Pssst, John McCain didn’t crash in Vietnam.  He landed and then surrendered because he was scared of being killed in action.  Pass it on.