Dear so and so

Dear John McCain, How the fuck could you have picked Sarah Palin as your VP? What if you dumb asses had won the election and then you died soon thereafter? A wingnut religious zealot retard as President?!!!!! Seriously John, that was one fucked up move. She didn’t even know that Africa was a continent……..a continent [...]

Dear so and so

Dear Sarah Palin, If this was your High School yearbook this is what I would write to you (not that your bitch ass self would have asked me to sign your Moosewood High yearbook anyway….but). Dear Cross Eyed Moose Hunter, Don’t ever change. You should totally run for President in 2012. That would be awesome [...]

Hero

Hero Mayor Jerry Sanders of San Diego, you are a hero. Thank you for going with your heart. Update: Forgot to mention that I first saw this on Daily Kos.  Also the press conference happened in September of 2007.

Occasional John McCain Rumor #12

Pssst, not only does John McCain not speak to Sarah Palin much anymore, he apparently has started throwing his feces (usually has some in his diaper) at her when they are both on the “Straight Talk George Wallace Revival Express.”  Pass it on.

I just thought I would let you know

I just thought I would let you know that I have a crush on Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Skip the first half with Tom “had to leave the Congress in disgrace” Delay and go to about the 8 minute mark and watch Debbie do her thing.). I just thought I would let you know.

Dear so and so

Dear Sarah “Kill it Unless it’s Still on the Inside” Palin, The answer to the question “are abortion clinic bombers terrorists?” is a simple yes, you stupid zealot. There is no doubt that the answer is yes. In case you have any doubt here is the dictionary definition of terrorism: The unlawful use or threatened [...]

Question: Is hate too strong a word? Answer: No!

via Ben Smith at Politico In tonight’s NBC News interview with Brian Williams, McCain explains that the “elites” are located in D.C. and New York City: WILLIAMS: Who is a member of the elite? PALIN: Oh, I guess just people who think that they’re better than anyone else. And– John McCain and I are so [...]

Dear so and so

Dear John McCain and Sarah Palin, Fuck you with your “real America” bullshit. Fuck you with your “culture wars” fucktardary. Fuck you with your attempts to divide the whole country so that you might win an election. Fuck you with your cries of socialism and terrorism. Fuck you because you guys totally suck ass. That [...]

Occasional John McCain rumor #10

Pssst, John McCain is in the beginning stages of alzheimer’s and poops his diapers at least three times a day. Pass it on. Also, by his own standards he is now a “trollop and a cunt.”

Baby Hating Old Man vs. Baby Panda

John McCain Vs. Random Animals Round 2 This round goes to the sneezing baby panda because my wife scares me like that with her sneezes. Please don’t give the panda hot water John. Random Animals 2 John McCain 0