If you’ve been a POW….

If you’ve been a POW….you don’t need to know how to count.
If you’ve been a POW….you don’t need to know your position on anything.
If you’ve been a POW….you don’t need to know how to use the innertubes.
If you’ve been a POW….you only need one good arm.
If you’ve been a POW….you don’t have to respect women [...]