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Dear God, Haiti? Really? Go fuck yourself. Sincerely, Iceberg Wedge P.S. I still don’t believe in you.

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Dear John McCain, How the fuck could you have picked Sarah Palin as your VP? What if you dumb asses had won the election and then you died soon thereafter? A wingnut religious zealot retard as President?!!!!! Seriously John, that was one fucked up move. She didn’t even know that Africa was a continent……..a continent [...]

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Dear Sarah Palin, If this was your High School yearbook this is what I would write to you (not that your bitch ass self would have asked me to sign your Moosewood High yearbook anyway….but). Dear Cross Eyed Moose Hunter, Don’t ever change. You should totally run for President in 2012. That would be awesome [...]

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Dear citizens of South Dakota, Thank you, thank you, thank you. Sincerely, Iceberg Wedge

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Dear Barack Obama, I am so sorry to hear about the death of your grandmother Madelyn Dunham. Me and Mrs. Wedge will raise a glass in honor of “Toot” tonight. Stay strong Barack and let’s hope it’s a party tomorrow. Sincerely, Iceberg Wedge

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Dear Barack Obama, I know it is crunch time right now and you are crazy busy but I just wanted to write to you about your grandmother Madelyn “Toot” Dunham. I saw this picture of you at Daily Kos (from Ekaterin) and it made me almost cry. To be losing someone so close to you, [...]

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Dear Sarah “Kill it Unless it’s Still on the Inside” Palin, The answer to the question “are abortion clinic bombers terrorists?” is a simple yes, you stupid zealot. There is no doubt that the answer is yes. In case you have any doubt here is the dictionary definition of terrorism: The unlawful use or threatened [...]

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Dear John McCain and Sarah Palin, Fuck you with your “real America” bullshit. Fuck you with your “culture wars” fucktardary. Fuck you with your attempts to divide the whole country so that you might win an election. Fuck you with your cries of socialism and terrorism. Fuck you because you guys totally suck ass. That [...]

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Dear Colin Powell, No, I will never fully forgive you for aiding and abetting the rush to war in Iraq. We may never know what exactly happened behind closed doors or how much you may have fought against the war in Iraq but there is still blood on your hands. If I am honest with [...]

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Dear John McCain, Good luck trying to put the genie back in the bottle you stupid asshole. Sincerely, Iceberg Wedge