Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

I now know what I want my wife to get me for Christmas: A baby pygmy hippo

Dear so and so

Dear John McCain, How the fuck could you have picked Sarah Palin as your VP? What if you dumb asses had won the election and then you died soon thereafter? A wingnut religious zealot retard as President?!!!!! Seriously John, that was one fucked up move. She didn’t even know that Africa was a continent……..a continent [...]

Dear so and so

Dear Sarah Palin, If this was your High School yearbook this is what I would write to you (not that your bitch ass self would have asked me to sign your Moosewood High yearbook anyway….but). Dear Cross Eyed Moose Hunter, Don’t ever change. You should totally run for President in 2012. That would be awesome [...]

Dear so and so

Dear citizens of South Dakota, Thank you, thank you, thank you. Sincerely, Iceberg Wedge

By the way

Best. First. Family. Ever.

Wish I was there

Had an awesome night last night for obvious reasons and I will write about that soon. For now let’s just say that my neighborhood was one big party and I high-fived a lot of complete strangers when me and Mrs. Wedge went walking around after Obama spoke. Despite how awesome it was to be in [...]

I voted

I voted! That is all.

Vote

Oh yeah, don’t forget to vote. Let’s end this nightmare.

Toot

Dear so and so

Dear Barack Obama, I am so sorry to hear about the death of your grandmother Madelyn Dunham. Me and Mrs. Wedge will raise a glass in honor of “Toot” tonight. Stay strong Barack and let’s hope it’s a party tomorrow. Sincerely, Iceberg Wedge