Dear Barack Obama,
I am so fucking nervous for you right now. I am so worked up over these debates that I have diarrhea. No really, I’m serious I actually have diarrhea from the stress.
Anyway, enough about me. I only ask one thing of you tonight Barack: KICK HIS FUCKING ASS.
Sincerely,
Iceberg Wedge
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