I just thought I would let you know that I am going to suspend my breathing while I go take a poop. I will not resume my breathing until this issue is resolved. I only hope that my butt and the toilet can come together in a bipartisan manner to get this thing [...]
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This just in: John McClown, a Washington D.C. Insider of Twenty-Six Years Has Trouble Multitasking, Can Only Juggle One Ball At a Time
It is being reported this afternoon that a very old D.C. clown is now unable to juggle more than one ball at a time. It is also believed that he is fully [...]
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Dear Henry “Show Me The Money” Paulson,
I know I wrote to you late last night asking for a million dollars but I am back again for another hand out. I know, I know, but I have a better story for you this time. It involves financial ruin and death. Nice huh? [...]
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