Dear so and so

Dear John McCan’tpickavptosavehislife,
John, you have to stop this charade like right now. I mean it was funny at first with the no vetting and all that. Then watching all those surrogates and pundits pulling incredibly ridiculous story lines and talking points out of their asses…”she has a compelling life story” “she was a [...]

No you don’t…..continued

“So you want to open a restaurant? No you don’t” continues with a how to lose weight plan:
How to lose 30 pounds, look great and feel like shit.
Step 1: Decide to open a restaurant
This must be done when you are overweight by at least 20 pounds. Do not attempt this diet if you are [...]