Dear so and so

Dear John McStainedpants,
John, I know you are sleeping right now (it is 3 hours past your bedtime after all) but I just wanted to warn you that when you wake up tomorrow and watch Barack Obama’s speech you are going to shit your pants diapers.
Sincerely,
Iceberg Wedge

Dear so and so

Dear Biden Family,
Thank you guys for last night.
Beau, what can I say? How you held it together during your introduction of your father I will never know. Myself, I was in tears just like Michelle Obama.
Jill, you seem like an awesome woman. For Hunter and Beau to call you mother says everything [...]

Dear so and so

Dear Rachel Maddow,
Love the glasses.  Yes, I saw you wearing them before they cut to commercial.
Sincerely,
Iceberg Wedge
P.S. Is it hard not punching Pat Buchanan?

Dear so and so

Dear William Jefferson Clinton,
I’m sorry I doubted you so much.  Welcome back Bubba, stick around for a while.
Sincerely,
Iceberg Wedge

Dear so and so

Dear Rachel Maddow,
I read the article about you in the Washington Post today (hat tip Rumproast). I am so looking forward to your show. Also, I talked to my mom the other day about the 92′ Buchanan hate-a-thon speech and she reminded me that that is when she realized the Republican party [...]

Other Things Nations Don’t Do In The 21st Century

Here are a few other things which Nations don’t do in the 21st Century:
In the 21st Century nations don’t eat birthday cake while one of their major cities is being destroyed by a hurricane.
In the 21st Century nations don’t abandon cities which have been destroyed by a hurricane and then chastise the citizens of that [...]

Faggot Poseur

Dear so and so

Dear Hillary Clinton,
I forgive you.
Sincerely,
Iceberg Wedge

Dear so and so

Dear Dennis Kucinich,
I am awake Dennis. I am awake.
Sincerely,
Iceberg Wedge

John McCain Inspiration for Gitmo Detainees

It was reported today that enemy combatants being held at Gitmo find inspiration in John McCain’s run for the White House.
“It’s nice to know that while I have sat here without trial for years I have been gaining the necessary experience to be the President of the United States” said one unnamed detainee. [...]